It was going to happen eventually!

I fucking knew it! Deep down I wasn't going to admit it but I knew in my heart that one day it would happen! I tried to put off that fateful moment for as long as I could but now, I've been and gone and done it!

I've bought a dildo!

Yes, I have! not a big one, only 5.7 inches (who the fuck decided you could mix imperial and metric?) and the head is quite slim so at least I may be able to accommodate that! It looks quite realistic (in the photo - LOL) and has balls and a suction cup and everyfing, just like a real cock!

To be honest, I didn't buy it to fuck my asshole with, I just wanted to know what one feels like in your mouth and stick it to a mirror an watch myself suck it! That said, the bathroom is fully tiled so If you find pics of me on my knees with my arse pushed against the wall you now know what I'm doing!

Thanks for reading, love you all and stay safe

Johnny xxx